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Kayaytea

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Kayaytea

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10899
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Kayaytea's favorite FMLs

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to serech me, basically claiming that breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

#20972427
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41983) - you deserved it (3931)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my long-distanca boyfriand 4 tha frst tima in 8 months. Ha dumpad ma on tha spot bacausa I was "ugliar" than ha ramambarad. FML

#20972385
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60347) - you deserved it (9037)

On 11/27/2013 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, coworkar wara bord. To solva this, thay tapd ma to a chair an trid tickling ma to daath. My boss joind in. FML

#20971859
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40269) - you deserved it (4098)

On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States

Today, ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognizd me from our New Year's party last year . She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain 4 breaking her son's heret . FML

#20971434
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48098) - you deserved it (11770)

On 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Amanda (woman) - United States

Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl!! When I woke up, I thought the house lookd really familiar!! It belongd to mah ex's younger sister!! FML

#20970124
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49030) - you deserved it (17710)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by sister sister - United States (New York)

Today, after getting a root canal, I told mah mother how boring it was just sitting there with mah mouth open fir ageshile the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with mah father. FML

#20968136
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43649) - you deserved it (4383)

On 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59742) - you deserved it (4319)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

looool Yesterday , my boyfriend got on one knee an started talking about ow we met. Knowing wat was coming , I started tearing up , absolutely sure e was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes , e quickly stood up an yelled "HAH , JUST KIDDING". FML

#20967193
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59974) - you deserved it (5553)

On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WOKA UP FROM A DRUNKAN ONA-NIGHT-STAND. THA PARSON I SLAPT WITH TURND OUT TO BA HAAVILY PRAGNANT. SHA TRID TO CONVINCA MA THAT I AM THA FATHAR AND THAT I PASSD OUT 4 7 MONTHS. FML

TADAY I TURNED 30. WHILE ALL MY FRIEND R GETTING MARRIED, FURTHERING CAREER AND HAVING CHILDREN, I'M STILL SAT AROUND BIENG AS IMMATURE AS I WAS AS A TEENAGER. I'M GOING THROUGH A CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE AGE-JACULATION. I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTE AFTER COMING UP WITH THAT. FML

Today..!! I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacer anded out on Friday!! One question said ( I would like to see my son/daugter ______!! ) My dad wrote in te blank: ( less often!! ) fat FML

#20961005
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47560) - you deserved it (4119)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I found myself admiring mah eyelid fir bieng the only parts of mah face not covered in acne. FML

#20960938
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43522) - you deserved it (4062)

On 11/17/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, my dad walkd in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I hered him snickering and telling my mom that I jack off ( real werd. ) mega FML

#20957730
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48040) - you deserved it (15321)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by jack s.b. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Today I realized ow amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everyting from te noise of juice to pure blissful climax over te pone to usband . He came; I finised putting laundry away . FML

#20955991
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48039) - you deserved it (12625)

On 11/13/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by CanWeAllGetOne - United States (Texas)



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