About KaySL : Circa 2009. Vintage, with a dash of mold.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
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On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
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On 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by gibbette (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, several family members, including my mum, deleted me from Facebook in a concerted show of contempt. Apparently, I just can't shut up about World of Warcraft. FML
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On 01/02/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by linda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Friday 24 May 2013
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