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KaySL
  • Town/Country : España
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 8091
  • Number of comments : 1923
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (37313) - you deserved it (7184)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (19370) - you deserved it (14395)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (26527) - you deserved it (2042)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (9543) - you deserved it (33662)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (32627) - you deserved it (6578)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, several family members, including my mum, deleted me from Facebook in a concerted show of contempt. Apparently, I just can't shut up about World of Warcraft. FML

#14438926 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (4646) - you deserved it (32256)

On 01/02/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

#13938370 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (21505) - you deserved it (3420)

On 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by linda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

#13925706 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (17550) - you deserved it (6058)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

#13910600 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (16680) - you deserved it (10714)

On 11/20/2010 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (26590) - you deserved it (5962)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)