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KaySL

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  • Town/Country : Cáceres, Spain
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11131
  • Number of comments : 1995
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About KaySL : Hola gilipollas.

If you've ever sent another FMLer a PM complimenting them on their looks, asking if they have kik, etc. just kill yourself now. Beats inevitably winding up being a lifetime signatory to the sex offenders register.

KaySL's page activity

Visits<b>Niz_DD</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 1:28am<b>jill97</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 12:47am<b>Liamj774</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:49am<b>mordecaiandrigby</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 12:24pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 2:43pm<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:03am<b>eski2015</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 10:31am<b>Lejuan_James</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 12:06pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 4:50pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 9:13pm<b>aloha_oe</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 4:28am<b>Baustigt</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 2:01pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 10:42am<b>KiaraLache</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:05pm<b>david66</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 11:18pm<b>Spudnik</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 6:24pm<b>sureshadow</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 7:39pm<b>MurderMelons</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 7:37am

Fucked!<b>eski2015</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:31pm<b>redbluegreen</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 1:38am<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:56pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:40am<b>Kazze</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 8:47pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 11:54pm<b>Becca34</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:38pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 12:05pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 3:04am<b>AnnaDeWitt</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 3:03pm<b>Starfire22</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 4:03am<b>McMan</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 11:17pm

KaySL's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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KaySL's favorite FMLs

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

#21495080
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23355) - you deserved it (2153)

On 11/21/2015 at 5:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, an old man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, "Hi, can I help you"? He looked at me for a few seconds before replying, "Fuck me, you need to lose some weight!" and then wandering off. FML

#21379495
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29083) - you deserved it (3545)

On 03/22/2015 at 1:41pm - work - by { o } (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

#21297627
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32065) - you deserved it (9144)

On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

#20916733
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33120) - you deserved it (17109)

On 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

#20889286
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20861) - you deserved it (37070)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51261) - you deserved it (3426)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

#20678725
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45702) - you deserved it (2716)

On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

#20627653
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53807) - you deserved it (7111)

On 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by gibbette (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML

#19884306
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32906) - you deserved it (3597)

On 07/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by Dreamer (man) - United States (California)

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

#19778453
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12879) - you deserved it (29303)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

#18815086
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30100) - you deserved it (4672)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by soontobedumped (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38329) - you deserved it (7294)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51120) - you deserved it (9790)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28320) - you deserved it (20589)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38085) - you deserved it (3110)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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