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KaySL

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  • Town/Country : Cáceres, Spain
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11492
  • Number of comments : 1995
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About KaySL : Hola gilipollas.

If you've ever sent another FMLer a PM complimenting them on their looks, asking if they have kik, etc. just kill yourself now. Beats inevitably winding up being a lifetime signatory to the sex offenders register.

KaySL's page activity

Visits<b>Anthony_Isaacs</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 12:09pm<b>Nyattack</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 3:21pm<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:06pm<b>Arnvs</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 2:09am<b>dumbmotherinlaw</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 2:51pm<b>SSJ4Asterisk</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 4:35pm<b>Comments_Galore</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 12:49am<b>Its_My_Fault</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 10:30am<b>Welshite</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 4:25pm<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 4:49pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 1:12pm<b>Superbaker123</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 2:29pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 6:16pm<b>ExastirisDragon</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:04pm<b>sadistmonkey</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 7:26pm<b>machone</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 9:22pm

Fucked!<b>Anthony_Isaacs</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 6:08pm<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 5:06am<b>Its_My_Fault</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 4:30pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 7:12pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 3:24pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 12:16am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 7:44pm<b>Melonn3105</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 1:50pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 4:30pm<b>Hyperspeed34</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 1:24pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 3:37pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:31pm<b>redbluegreen</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 1:38am<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:56pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:40am<b>Kazze</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 8:47pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 11:54pm<b>Becca34</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:38pm

KaySL's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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KaySL's favorite FMLs

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

by ShouldHaveDoneItMyself / 07/05/2016 at 1:04pm / Sudan / Miscellaneous

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

by Anonymous / 11/21/2015 at 5:03am / United States (California) / Health

Today, an old man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, "Hi, can I help you"? He looked at me for a few seconds before replying, "Fuck me, you need to lose some weight!" and then wandering off. FML

by { o } / 03/22/2015 at 1:41pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML

by 404: fuck not given / 11/23/2014 at 11:34am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

by juggalomurderer59 / 11/12/2014 at 11:00am / United States / Health

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm / United States / Money

Today, I went to a suicide prevention walk with a girl I like. Before the walk, we bought balloons to set free when they called the names of the deceased. To buy a balloon, you had to write a name on a sheet. Apparently, you weren't supposed to write your own. They called my name. FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 7:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

by pianoplayer / 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

by gibbette / 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Love

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

by kise / 11/28/2012 at 1:20am / Health

Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML

by Dreamer / 07/03/2012 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

by idontgetit / 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

by Laviolette / 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm / France / Miscellaneous