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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1252
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About KayBo : I don't know what to say apart from the fact I like pizza and sleeping. Oh and I'm 17. Messaging me is pretty cool too.

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Liked!<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:11am

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Today... I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack andhere pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

#260451
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89199) - you deserved it (27058)

On 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Sarah - United Kingdom (Bolton)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
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I agree, your life sucks (241568) - you deserved it (82258)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, AFTER A LATE NIGHT AT A BAR, I STEPPED INTO MAH BUILDING'S ELEVATOR WITH A CHINESE MANHO WAS CARRYING A PLASTIC BAG. WITHOUT THINKING, I SAID, "OOOH, R U STILL DELIVERING?" HIS RESPONSE WAS, "I LIVE HERE." FML

#6479
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7542) - you deserved it (48322)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7026) - you deserved it (52892)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version



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