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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1618
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About KayBo : I don't know what to say apart from the fact I like pizza and sleeping. Oh and I'm 17. Messaging me is pretty cool too.

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KayBo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML


I agree, your life sucks (95452) - you deserved it (29112)

On 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Sarah - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (258332) - you deserved it (88115)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML


I agree, your life sucks (8291) - you deserved it (52973)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7958) - you deserved it (56888)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

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