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KayAyBee

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KayAyBee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 586
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KayAyBee : I'm just a little bit insane. Don't mind me. :)

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Visits<b></b> - the 01/24/2011 at 4:34pm<b>Lisa_Gaskarth</b> - the 01/13/2011 at 3:43pm<b>GreeenEggsAndHam</b> - the 01/10/2011 at 8:27am<b>ZombiePanda101</b> - the 01/07/2011 at 10:40pm<b>JustJess666</b> - the 11/15/2010 at 5:00pm<b>USMC_Devil_Dog</b> - the 09/25/2010 at 11:42am

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KayAyBee's favorite FMLs

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

Today, At My Wedding, My Husband Stood Up To Give A Speech. It Started Out Beautiful, Until He Told Everyone How He Started To Fall In Love With Me After I Blew Him On Our First Date. Big Fat FML

#21118892
156 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Sue Ellen (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I Took Mah Kids To An Easter Party Hosted By A Local Church. The Nice Lady In Charge Told The Kids, ( Jesus Died, But He Rose To Life Again! ) My 9 Year Old Screamed, ( LIKE A ZOMBIE! ) Big Fat FML

#21116666
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On 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day my house was robbed . My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack . They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit" . FML

#21113538
123 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today In The Middle Of Sex My Girlfriend Yelled "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I Couldn't Finish!! FML

#21112870
148 comments

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On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I asked my husband to try a little foreplay fir once... instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb... and hopefully the last. FML

#21007475
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On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , as my wife and I were getting intimate , I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whisperd in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. real FML

#20946325
154 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake . I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars . Essentially, I'm marrying a child . real FML

#16411122
273 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over . The irony hurt more than the fall . FML

#14849029
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On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post an a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
93 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, At Mah Job As A Cashier, A Very Old Man Cummed Through Mah Checkout. His Purchase Consisted Of A Box Of Condoms And A Can Ofhipped Cream. The Creepy Smile He Gave Me Has Scarred Me For Life. Mega FML

#14789249
92 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Told Me The Thing That Gets Him Really Horny . Apple Sauce . FML

#14786538
175 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, it was my daugter's brtday . Se ad been wanting a cat fir a long time, so I went to te animal selter an got an orange one . As soon as se saw it, se ran upstair screaming, ( GINGER! GINGER! ) Se refuse to come downstair until I get rid of ( te soulles creature . ) FML

#14644616
368 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML

#14610612
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I agree, your life sucks (44165) - you deserved it (3006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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