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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 January 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 543
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Kauphy's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML


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