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Katylolo
  • Town/Country : U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 January 1983 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 6258
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Katylolo : I enjoy interesting stuff...and things, I also enjoy interesting things. But, in all seriousness, most of my time is dedicated to my two true passions: shiny objects and bright lights.

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Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
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I agree, your life sucks (80712) - you deserved it (30130)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (227025) - you deserved it (29230)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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