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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1933
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Katty2008 : My life is crazy!! What more can I say?

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Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

#18456700
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28208) - you deserved it (5995)

On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12993) - you deserved it (41235)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML

#18369717
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28134) - you deserved it (1670)

On 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by wow - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27787) - you deserved it (2386)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
171 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
226 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

#17663371
164 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

#17658485
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30903) - you deserved it (3395)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10265) - you deserved it (47084)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

#17634185
128 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31430) - you deserved it (2999)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

#17620390
120 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

#17617365
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22604) - you deserved it (2369)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by SinkyBalls - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34740) - you deserved it (3373)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30295) - you deserved it (3414)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States



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