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KatieeAdamss
  • Town/Country : Norwich, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1029
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13587) - you deserved it (57968)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19270) - you deserved it (37514)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Big B (man) - United States (Michigan)



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