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Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart. So much for changing her opinion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17175) - you deserved it (3402)

On 09/10/2012 at 8:48am - misc - by liquidknight - United States

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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On 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm - kids - by Chouse - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

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On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe for a month, I picked up my dog from the doghouse. No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes. FML

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On 07/05/2012 at 12:30pm - animals - by tagteam - United States (Massachusetts)



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