This member hasn't filled in the description.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38224) - you deserved it (3579)
On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25273) - you deserved it (4490)
On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
I agree, your life sucks (8665) - you deserved it (28709)
On 03/07/2011 at 11:17am - misc - by thenotsomanlyman - United States
Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML
I agree, your life sucks (13817) - you deserved it (3764)
On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27256) - you deserved it (6904)
On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
I agree, your life sucks (28185) - you deserved it (6619)
On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML
I agree, your life sucks (93478) - you deserved it (9509)
On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States
Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16664) - you deserved it (4097)
On 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by tammyg - United States
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18929) - you deserved it (3184)
On 02/11/2010 at 12:09pm - kids - by kbeavv - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22685) - you deserved it (3234)
On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (60186) - you deserved it (3012)
On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40306) - you deserved it (2665)
On 08/20/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by NoseInPain (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was completely wasted at my bachelor party, and my friends thought it would be funny to put sodium nitrate on my penis. Sodium nitrate makes your skin dark purple for a couple of weeks. My wedding is next week and my fiancee has never seen me naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks (57860) - you deserved it (16768)
On 07/02/2009 at 2:32am - intimacy - by purpledick (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
I agree, your life sucks (107041) - you deserved it (4768)
On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (215745) - you deserved it (97141)
On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
