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Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2013 at 10:16pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, after weeks of practice, I proudly did 9 chin-ups on my chin-up bar. As soon as I was done, my 11-year-old daughter came over and banged out 12 of them. Then she wiped her sweaty hands off and did 8 more. Then she gave me pointers on my technique. FML
by WeakerThanaLittleGirl / 02/04/2013 at 8:00pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/02/2013 at 9:41am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/31/2013 at 2:23am / United States / Money
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
by anonymous / 01/30/2013 at 5:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by frustrated / 01/13/2013 at 1:39am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
by WasZumTeufel? / 12/31/2012 at 7:55pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love
by slenderman908 / 12/10/2012 at 6:41am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by iNearlyHurled / 09/28/2012 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy
by Epiphany / 07/19/2012 at 5:01am / United States / Health
by FootyFoot / 03/06/2012 at 6:50am / Australia (South Australia) / Health
by moorox45 / 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 3:24am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
- Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died.… Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the… Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the…