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KarinaValencia
  • Town/Country : Scottsdale, Arizona
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 January 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31624) - you deserved it (7003)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5047) - you deserved it (20125)

On 09/30/2010 at 10:07am - work - by T. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

#13203283 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (8657) - you deserved it (22188)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

#12835808 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (19894) - you deserved it (4165)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (8533) - you deserved it (17029)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

#12090028 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (24448) - you deserved it (1973)

On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068 (348)

I agree, your life sucks (12502) - you deserved it (49202)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255 (502)

I agree, your life sucks (47608) - you deserved it (9593)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (15363) - you deserved it (14942)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856 (505)

I agree, your life sucks (7328) - you deserved it (21641)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

#8865322 (366)

I agree, your life sucks (20992) - you deserved it (5516)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (5968) - you deserved it (15962)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488 (249)

I agree, your life sucks (25289) - you deserved it (3672)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:18pm - misc - by uHazFailedTotall - Norway (Rogaland)

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Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

#8742158 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (18141) - you deserved it (6204)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:53am - love - by Delilah (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (4712) - you deserved it (36912)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)