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by wrongplacewrongtime / 02/22/2013 at 1:12am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by shelbylove115 / 02/22/2013 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "the lovely Meghan". I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML
by Meghan / 02/21/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by NewDrugs / 02/21/2013 at 8:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by lolo / 02/21/2013 at 7:16pm / Israel (HaDarom) / Miscellaneous
Today, a co-worker invited me to go out for lunch with him. I politely declined, saying I had too many errands to do. The truth is that I'm just too broke. I'll be buying myself a burrito using quarters I found on the floor of my car. FML
by AKGrace / 02/21/2013 at 3:45pm / United States (Alaska) / Money
Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 1:45pm / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by SadFace / 02/21/2013 at 8:04am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by pornhastaughtmenothing / 02/21/2013 at 3:46am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I were fooling around in the shower. For some reason, I thought it'd be a good idea to grab his man meat and show him how to wash someone at a nursing home. He said he'd never be turned on by a nurse again. I'm a nurse. FML
by tomedicalforlove / 02/21/2013 at 12:51am / Love
Today, my mom refused to sign me up for a CPR class, reasoning that if I was ever put in a situation where a person was choking, I could save them using my "common sense" and "intellect". I need the class to graduate. FML
by blob / 02/20/2013 at 7:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that when you suddenly get channels that you didn't have before, it doesn't mean there was a glitch and you're getting free TV, it just means that your son called the cable company and had your plan changed so you get every conceivable channel at a hugely increased price. FML
by Anonymous / 02/20/2013 at 5:55pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
by its ok to cheat!? / 02/20/2013 at 4:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…