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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 796
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, there was a new girl in one of mah classes. We both correctd a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leand back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgustd look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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175 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I WAS TAKING MAH DOG FIR A WALK AN FORGOT A BAG TO PICK UP HIS POOP, SINCE IT'S ILLEGAL TO NOT PICK IT UP IN MAH TOWN. RIGHT AS MAH DOG STARTED TO TAKE A DUMP, A COP CAR DROVE BY AN CONTINUED TO WATCH ME AS I WAS FORCED TO PICK UP THE POOP WITH MAH BARE HANDS. FML

#20527973
183 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 10:32am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today , mah boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrifid , I stoppd playing 10 minutes in. Tonight , I kept hearing noises outside. When I peerd out through the window , a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shriekd in absolute looool terror; he burst out laughing. It was mah boyfriend. FML

#20520443
126 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by stillfuckingcrying (woman) - Sweden (Kalmar Lan)

Today, boss told me to go outside and take part in te company's stupid Harlem Sake video. Wen I declined, e treatened to fre me if I didn't take part. I ended up bieng te guy wo ad to furiously pelvic trust before te music dropped. FML

#20518411
100 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)

yesterday my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stoppd coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he cummd back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

#20518354
62 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 1:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction . He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could ogle her ass as she walked away . FML

#20518187
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27067) - you deserved it (4489) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/22/2013 at 9:27pm - misc - by hé merde - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took mah driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but mah examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelld, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!"hen I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn rd. The road was almost empty. He faild me on the spot. FML

#20517994
196 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I was struck down with horrible diarrhea. With barely any toilet paper left, I texted mah husband to buy some more and rush home. He replied, "Sorry babe, getting shitfaced with the lads. Get it? 'Shitfaced'. LOL!" and stopped replying to mah desperate pleas. FML

#20517914
96 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 7:31pm - health - by arse of fire :( (woman) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, I Found An Old Toy That I Gave To Mah Daughter Several Yeres Ago. It Was Still Unopened, And Long Forgotten, So I Decided To Re-gift It To One Of Mah Friend's Children. My Daughter Immediately Remembered Her "favorite" Toy And Started Crying Inconsolably. FML

#20517777
97 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 5:32pm - kids - by Great. (woman) - Brazil (Minas Gerais)

yastarday aftar naarly six waaks of saaing a nica girl wa finally dacidad to maka it official. Two hours latar sha pullad out a bridal magazina an not-so-casually askad mahich wadding location I thought was tha nicast. FML

#20517490
94 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, the arts company I work 4 cancelld our 8 pm sold-out outdoor performance at 7:30 due to rain, an will have to reticket 550 patrons. I'm the only person in the office traind in ticketing. It stoppd raining 10 minutes after we cancelld it. FML

#20517422
58 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 10:48am - work - by Wilf (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. mega FML

#20517380
116 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 9:51am - kids - by Paris101 - United States (Missouri)

Today , I muted the TV just in time to hear mah mom yell at mah dad about how there sex life is ( non-existent ).

#20517316
51 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by PoorMe - United States

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend . After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her . FML

#20517252
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35257) - you deserved it (3505)

On 02/22/2013 at 5:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echod through the meditation chamber . If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros . FML

#20517185
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24664) - you deserved it (7261)

On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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