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About KariAnsatsu : Lets see...
I love video games
I am shy at first but I can get a bit wild later on
I love anime
I love to sing
I love to listen and play the piano
Almost anything I hear can and probably will be turned into a sexual innuendo. :P
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML
Friday 2 October 2015