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KariAnsatsu
  • Town/Country : United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KariAnsatsu : Lets see...
I love video games

I am shy at first but I can get a bit wild later on

I love anime

I love to sing

I love to listen and play the piano

Almost anything I hear can and probably will be turned into a sexual innuendo. :P

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Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

#2966896
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26882) - you deserved it (62970)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

#2736001
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76509) - you deserved it (4912)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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