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KarWitz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 706
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KarWitz : Hi I'm Karyme(Car-Ee-Meh), well I'm known as Kar(Car). (Short Nickname for a complicated name.) I'm in LOVE with Jordan from The Ready Set. I like most types of music, I'm not picky in that. Proud Vegan, and currently I am not satisfied with my life. Oh well you can't have everything, can you? Love, & Hope keeps me alive... Ermmm... In a way(:
Oh and I like Gir... I'm also random... And I love smileyfaces I don't care how "overrated" they are-__-.
OkaiiBaii.

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KarWitz's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

KarWitz's favorite FMLs

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML

by jab43 / 07/22/2011 at 8:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML

by coffee girl / 07/22/2011 at 4:31pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML

by Btwigster / 07/18/2011 at 9:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

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Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

by Username / 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm / United States (Missouri) / Health

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

by awkward23 / 01/12/2010 at 5:26am / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous