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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 616
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KarWitz : Hi I'm Karyme(Car-Ee-Meh), well I'm known as Kar(Car). (Short Nickname for a complicated name.) I'm in LOVE with Jordan from The Ready Set. I like most types of music, I'm not picky in that. Proud Vegan, and currently I am not satisfied with my life. Oh well you can't have everything, can you? Love, & Hope keeps me alive... Ermmm... In a way(:
Oh and I like Gir... I'm also random... And I love smileyfaces I don't care how "overrated" they are-__-.

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KarWitz's favorite FMLs

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33428) - you deserved it (4804)

On 07/22/2011 at 8:57pm - intimacy - by jab43 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31611) - you deserved it (2300)

On 07/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by coffee girl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37492) - you deserved it (3931)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35267) - you deserved it (5831)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11949) - you deserved it (46236)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML


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On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (395384) - you deserved it (20823)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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