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About KarWitz : Hi I'm Karyme(Car-Ee-Meh), well I'm known as Kar(Car). (Short Nickname for a complicated name.) I'm in LOVE with Jordan from The Ready Set. I like most types of music, I'm not picky in that. Proud Vegan, and currently I am not satisfied with my life. Oh well you can't have everything, can you? Love, & Hope keeps me alive... Ermmm... In a way(:
Oh and I like Gir... I'm also random... And I love smileyfaces I don't care how "overrated" they are-__-.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML
Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML
Friday 27 February 2015