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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 October 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3772
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KamiKaze_Nation : 19 year old college student learning to become a teacher. I like soccer.

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (346302) - you deserved it (38545)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70950) - you deserved it (7987)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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