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Kamens
  • Town/Country : Buffalo, NY, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1930 (81 years)
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

#8612395 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (15498) - you deserved it (2730)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18553) - you deserved it (3884)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

#2237566 (411)

I agree, your life sucks (6600) - you deserved it (128102)

On 05/24/2009 at 10:50am - work - by oopsie (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

#12756 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (14847) - you deserved it (4116)

On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)