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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3353
  • Number of comments : 270
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 115 posted

About Kallian : I am an early childhood educator currently working with 3 to 5 year olds in a long day care centre. I am NOT a babysitter! Through years of study I have become qualified to educate children at a very impressionable time in their lives, when 90% of their brain development occurs. I believe in teaching our children to recognize and do what is right, instead of blindly obeying orders. Hopefully our newest generation won't turn out as dumb as the last...

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Kallian's favorite FMLs

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25931) - you deserved it (2393)

On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)

Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23799) - you deserved it (3377)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by DrugsRX (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (6609)

On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18213) - you deserved it (4515)

On 10/07/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML


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On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML


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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

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