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Kallian
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 November 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1717
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 61 posted

About Kallian : I am an early childhood educator currently working with 3 to 5 year olds in a long day care centre. I am NOT a babysitter! Through years of study I have become qualified to educate children at a very impressionable time in their lives, when 90% of their brain development occurs. I believe in teaching our children to recognize and do what is right, instead of blindly obeying orders. Hopefully our newest generation won't turn out as dumb as the last...

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Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21837) - you deserved it (3393)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)



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