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Kal3Y
  • Town/Country : Nowhere land, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kal3Y : Hey friends, it's Kaley!
I don't really know what to say, but feel free to message me, I love to talk to people (:

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Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36807) - you deserved it (3459)

On 06/27/2013 at 2:22am - work - by confusedbagel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24724) - you deserved it (1647)

On 03/12/2013 at 10:05am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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