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About Kaka_Karrot_Kake : "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bullet-proof."
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Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
Friday 21 November 2014