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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 April 1993 (22 years)
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About Kaffffy : I'm a 17 year old Vietnamese Australian. I'm in my last year at school, year 12. My favourite band is Paramore. :) I love rock, electronic, house/dance, and R&B music. I'm a pretty outgoing person, I love making people laugh and I'm pretty silly and playful. I don't make up bullshit, I tell things like it is, and when I get angry, I'm a pretty fiesty mother fucker! ;) Haha. I love my friends more than I love myself.

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Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML


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