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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2433
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Kadie : I like Harry Potter and South Park

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Kadie's favorite FMLs

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27680) - you deserved it (95812)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After giving my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last word. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML

#159138
46 comments

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30052) - you deserved it (1885)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

#421
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (1989)

On 11/30/2008 at 10:25pm - love - by English - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

#267
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6636) - you deserved it (52376)

On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285681) - you deserved it (28223)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

#7
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68011) - you deserved it (19033)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -



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