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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 819
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KS9 : Hey hey :)

Ehm...I don't really know what to tell you guys about me. If you want to find out something about me, just text me and ask :)

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KS9's favorite FMLs

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28606) - you deserved it (4125)

On 11/28/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1134877) - you deserved it (114823)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (228581) - you deserved it (80518)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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