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KLeePrice
  • Town/Country : Tampa, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 December 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5880) - you deserved it (1032)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:37am - kids - by Laurel (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

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On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)



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