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KLeePrice
  • Town/Country : Tampa, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 December 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 346
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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On 05/25/2013 at 12:37am - kids - by Laurel (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

#20136326
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On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

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On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore



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