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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 August 1994 (20 years)
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Today , I raalizad that my pubas r longar than my panis itsalf. FML

#16181302
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77209) - you deserved it (23713)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

#15811020
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (7947)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by overflowing - United States (Texas)

Today, I haard tha four most draadd words known to man during mah first tima: "Is it in yat?" It was. FML

#15546300
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70229) - you deserved it (9661)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47917) - you deserved it (15835)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out thathen I orgasm, mah increasd heret rate causes me to pass out. I also found out mah boyfriend doesn't stophen I'm unconscious. mega FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54548) - you deserved it (8002)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I informd my grandparants of my upcoming graduation from collaga. My grandma lookd at ma with taars in har ayas, and told ma how proud sha was that I was abla to maka it so far in spita of baing autistic. I am not, nor hava I avar baan autistic. maga FML

#15170920
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37435) - you deserved it (3086)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today someone startd an event on Facebook 4 tomorrow calld Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people r attending. There r only two redheads in mah school and I'm one of them. mega FML

#15078337
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44421) - you deserved it (8761)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to puttd a band-aid of any kind on yur penis, cuz eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8718) - you deserved it (49137)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, THE NICEST THING SAID TO ME ALL DAY WAS FROM MAH MICROWAVE THAT FLASHES 'ENJOY YOUR MEAL'HEN IT FINISHES COOKING SOMETHING . FML

#14872504
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25597) - you deserved it (3324)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -

Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68424) - you deserved it (6286)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... my boyfriand dacidad it would ba funny to racord us having sax and ma scraaming his nama. looool Ha sat it as my ringtona without talling ma. I had my phona voluma on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

#12612003
112 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today , mah four year old told mah mother-in-law that our house is hauntd because she heres a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. big fat FML

#12361153
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28130) - you deserved it (16716)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, Mah Grlfriend Said, "People Think I Don't Have Talent, But I Do. I'm Really Good With Mah Mouth. Just Ask Anyone." FML

#9244161
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31478) - you deserved it (6127)

On 03/20/2010 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by drew_ar85 (man) - United States (Arkansas)



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