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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3503
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About K0RRuPT : I'm a pretty rude nice guy, as all my friends keep telling me. And I love talking to new people....so just drop me a message if you wanna talk.

And if you see me on your page, I'm not stalking you. I just open it once a day and click on all the profiles that appear there >_>

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Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfiend of nine months. She's making a lot of noise so I tell her to keep it down and remind her my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later I get a text from my sister saying my parents want to make sure I'm wearing a condom. FML

#7222558
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I agree, your life sucks (8482) - you deserved it (23416)

On 01/08/2010 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by awskme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44163) - you deserved it (11436)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)



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