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K0RRuPT
  • Town/Country : India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2833
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About K0RRuPT : I'm a pretty rude nice guy, as all my friends keep telling me. And I love talking to new people....so just drop me a message if you wanna talk.

And if you see me on your page, I'm not stalking you. I just open it once a day and click on all the profiles that appear there >_>

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Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

#8681991
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25721) - you deserved it (2172)

On 02/27/2010 at 2:37am - animals - by lovingsnow (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

#8680968
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20478) - you deserved it (2533)

On 02/27/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

#8675037
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5315) - you deserved it (13388)

On 02/26/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML

#8673018
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17657) - you deserved it (12685)

On 02/26/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by bun593 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

#8658906
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22988) - you deserved it (7376)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

#8658906
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22988) - you deserved it (7376)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML

#8637899
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20556) - you deserved it (2213)

On 02/25/2010 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML

#8612009
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22254) - you deserved it (3476)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

#8611277
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26058) - you deserved it (2651)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML

#8607847
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (1510)

On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

#8606853
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27604) - you deserved it (1599)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went for a job briefing, and after that was told to do some editing for them. When I asked the person whether I was paid for the day, she laughed and said no. She was serious. FML

#8606116
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16174) - you deserved it (2310)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:19am - work - by synn - Singapore

Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

#8417763
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4618) - you deserved it (58134)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by kaycie_lynn (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

#8330425
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24239) - you deserved it (2425)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML

#7516838
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7266) - you deserved it (28056)

On 01/23/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by fisherman - United States (Florida)



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