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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 October 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3286
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About K0RRuPT : I'm a pretty rude nice guy, as all my friends keep telling me. And I love talking to new people....so just drop me a message if you wanna talk.

And if you see me on your page, I'm not stalking you. I just open it once a day and click on all the profiles that appear there >_>

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K0RRuPT's favorite FMLs

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

#8770884
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9016) - you deserved it (36495)

On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

#8766084
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27305) - you deserved it (3543)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

#8766084
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27305) - you deserved it (3543)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)

Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

#8756246
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10067) - you deserved it (22101)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by whywilson.. (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

#8743976
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35449) - you deserved it (2366)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

#8742158
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (8416)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:53am - love - by Delilah (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I got excited because I found a chat line for teens who are dealing with depression. I signed up and was about to enter the chat room and then a message popped up that said ''Sorry this is only available for teens in the United Kingdom.'' FML

#8732304
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (3881)

On 02/28/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Hannah - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

#8726877
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27435) - you deserved it (3505)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:34pm - money - by rybread (man) - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7220) - you deserved it (53485)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, thanks to my brilliant hairstylist, I ended up with a brand new haircut, which I like to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML

#8719184
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19287) - you deserved it (2780)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by AtikaSucks (woman) - Tunisia

Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML

#8690586
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37249) - you deserved it (1956)

On 02/27/2010 at 2:03pm - health - by hairplease (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremly selfish person, and that I do not love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a backrub in 2 weeks, sleep too much and have a hormonal problem. Once again, I AM PREGNANT! FML

#8684700
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30886) - you deserved it (5177)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:17am - health - by ksztte (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

#8681991
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27399) - you deserved it (2309)

On 02/27/2010 at 2:37am - animals - by lovingsnow (woman) - Singapore



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