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K0RRuPT

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 October 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4442
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About K0RRuPT : I'm a pretty rude nice guy, as all my friends keep telling me. And I love talking to new people....so just drop me a message if you wanna talk.

And if you see me on your page, I'm not stalking you. I just open it once a day and click on all the profiles that appear there >_>

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K0RRuPT's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

by choldcreations / 03/07/2010 at 9:12am / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

by drunk / 03/06/2010 at 2:38am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

by mariah_1_11 / 03/06/2010 at 12:14am / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

by whyymee / 03/05/2010 at 2:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that the man who sold me my car 6 months ago lied about it being "recently serviced" and "in excellent condition". It actually hasn't been serviced in years, and fixing all its problems is going to cost me $900 more than what I paid for the car. FML

by rippedoff / 03/04/2010 at 9:09am / Australia (Western Australia) / Money

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

by Heather / 03/04/2010 at 7:49am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

by Heather / 03/04/2010 at 7:49am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my brother blew chunks into the inside of my jeans. How did I find this out? I put them on. FML

by AZN656 / 03/04/2010 at 6:24am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

by Anonymous / 03/04/2010 at 12:08am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

by Anonymous / 03/04/2010 at 12:08am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

by Anonymous / 03/03/2010 at 7:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML

by Anonymous / 03/03/2010 at 4:40pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

by M95 / 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm / Norway (More og Romsdal) / Kids

Today, I had to sell my only means of transportation, my 92 Chrysler Lebaron to a junking company because the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around my car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML

by MetalAtlas / 03/03/2010 at 1:06am / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals

Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML

by beateneggs / 03/02/2010 at 2:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health