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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 September 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 735
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jveezy504 : The Names Jeff. 18 yrs old.

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Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through the canvas dugout wall and decided that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19451) - you deserved it (10641)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by rider (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36860) - you deserved it (23315)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50670) - you deserved it (26300)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AppState (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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