Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Jveezy504

Search for a member

Jveezy504
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 September 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 449
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jveezy504 : The Names Jeff. 18 yrs old.

Jveezy504's last visitors

FreezemunzapoppaWulf0123Zebrasofa13Aero_boyHowulikeitpnut3xoxoaa_she_babeMcMarlinillmatic2

Jveezy504's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Jveezy504's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through the canvas dugout wall and decided that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML

#6433707
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10194) - you deserved it (7004)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by rider (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML

#5301983
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28090) - you deserved it (17042)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

#163784
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41545) - you deserved it (20369)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AppState (man) - United States (North Carolina)



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by