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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11990) - you deserved it (56475)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11990) - you deserved it (56475)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9678) - you deserved it (25604)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (3897)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

#18316587
91 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 12:53pm - health - by haileyjunkin -

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34978) - you deserved it (11653)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 11 year old sister deleted me off Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

#18302175
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26645) - you deserved it (5036)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm - kids - by sourcandy013 - United States (Florida)

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

#18295941
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (4405)

On 11/20/2011 at 5:23am - love - by Stinky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

#18286686
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32327) - you deserved it (2662)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31245) - you deserved it (3432)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13092) - you deserved it (58080)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31640) - you deserved it (4655)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17518) - you deserved it (25367)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

#17883500
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10243) - you deserved it (34067)

On 10/02/2011 at 12:53am - kids - by Kelly - United States (Florida)



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