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Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway thorough, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by anon80214 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
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Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML
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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)
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