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Justine94_x

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Justine94_x

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6295
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Justine94_x's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36187) - you deserved it (7472)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12005) - you deserved it (56520)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12005) - you deserved it (56520)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9683) - you deserved it (25627)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30157) - you deserved it (3898)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

#18316587
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (2923)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:53pm - health - by haileyjunkin -

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35003) - you deserved it (11663)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 11 year old sister deleted me off Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

#18302175
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26661) - you deserved it (5037)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm - kids - by sourcandy013 - United States (Florida)

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

#18295941
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30787) - you deserved it (4407)

On 11/20/2011 at 5:23am - love - by Stinky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

#18286686
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32346) - you deserved it (2665)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31265) - you deserved it (3435)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13498) - you deserved it (59033)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31661) - you deserved it (4656)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17522) - you deserved it (25383)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka



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