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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7809
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Justine94_x : Hi.
I like pizza and anime.

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37000) - you deserved it (3096)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16786) - you deserved it (43747)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

#18417405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31364) - you deserved it (9259)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

#18417096
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11423) - you deserved it (34395)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML

#18414489
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24964) - you deserved it (3554)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML

#18410783
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34014) - you deserved it (4236)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

#18383706
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29136) - you deserved it (6346)

On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52915) - you deserved it (4088)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42243) - you deserved it (10070)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38037) - you deserved it (7728)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13715) - you deserved it (60381)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13715) - you deserved it (60381)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11013) - you deserved it (28616)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32045) - you deserved it (4111)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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