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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
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Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28366) - you deserved it (3703)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

#18316587
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26042) - you deserved it (2911)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:53pm - health - by haileyjunkin -

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34847) - you deserved it (11626)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 11 year old sister deleted me off Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

#18302175
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26560) - you deserved it (5031)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm - kids - by sourcandy013 - United States (Florida)

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

#18295941
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30650) - you deserved it (4398)

On 11/20/2011 at 5:23am - love - by Stinky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

#18286686
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32201) - you deserved it (2656)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29730) - you deserved it (3286)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13047) - you deserved it (57962)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31514) - you deserved it (4650)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17165) - you deserved it (24850)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

#17883500
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10212) - you deserved it (33991)

On 10/02/2011 at 12:53am - kids - by Kelly - United States (Florida)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37815) - you deserved it (2354)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35828) - you deserved it (11837)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

#17794550
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31219) - you deserved it (5478)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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