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Justine94_x's favorite FMLs
by Kyle / 01/05/2012 at 1:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Cpt Colin / 01/03/2012 at 2:17am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by atleese / 12/31/2011 at 10:37am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/26/2011 at 4:55am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
by arrowtopatella / 12/24/2011 at 12:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by lovely / 12/19/2011 at 1:43am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
by fmT719 / 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
by sammyxoxo / 12/18/2011 at 3:32am / Canada / Animals
by Emily / 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy