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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
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Today, boyfriand broka up with ma via tha madium of fraa-styla rapping. maga FML

#18535495
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32208) - you deserved it (4243)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44052) - you deserved it (5361)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89087)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today , mah boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he looool has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look , smell , and act like one !!

#18444427
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31885) - you deserved it (4614)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:13pm - love - by grannygirlfriend - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in mah backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (2814)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (40172)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend an his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk an he startd walking home. While driving around looking fir him, I accidentally hit him with my car. real FML

#18417405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28717) - you deserved it (8813)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today in gaomatry class wa wara working in daad silanca!! Apparantly mah phona wasn't on vibrata and I racaivad 25 taxts all at onca whila it blastad "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of mah back pockat!! Thay waran't avan taxts from friands just Facabook notifications!! raal FML

#18417096
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9974) - you deserved it (31375)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my husband an I went to my overbereing mom's 57th brthday party . He opend his gift in front of her an said smugly, ( The makeup's fir your face, an the prayer book's fir the fat rolls . ) Any hope of family peace is now lost . FML

#18414489
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21762) - you deserved it (3194)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student!! In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt an shorts, has a short hair cut an a moustache an is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they r male!! FML

#18410783
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30682) - you deserved it (3847)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today..!! I Went To A Nursing Home To Sing Christmas Carols To The Elderly!! They Threw There Bananas At Me!! FML

#18383706
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27342) - you deserved it (6096)

On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States

Today, my husband askad ma, "Why do you lova ma?" I spant tha naxt fiva minutas spilling my haart an soul out to him. Aftar I'd askad tha sama quastion, ha lookad ma straight in tha aya an said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48893) - you deserved it (3767)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriand dacidad tat vaginal, oral, and anal sax ara starting to gat boring. Lat's just say tat my armpit is now drancad in luba. I'm afraid ofat a's going to want to try onca a gats borad of tis. FML

#18370889
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38266) - you deserved it (9370)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googld . FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34277) - you deserved it (7180)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)



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