Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Justine94_x

Online | Search for a member

Justine94_x

8Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6593
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Justine94_x : Hi.
I like tattoos and anime. And pizza.

Justine94_x's page activity

Visits<b>Loomunati</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:26pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:43am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 12:59pm<b>MrConcise</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:46pm<b>allylundberg</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 6:34am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:21pm<b>drewigi</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 8:38pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 7:48pm<b>spencer353</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 5:31pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:30pm<b>AnOriginalName</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:16pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:57pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:43pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 11:08am<b>mountainmanmike</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:40am<b>shisly21</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 10:42pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:54pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:48pm

Fucked!<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 3:34am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:08pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:48am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:31am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:53am<b>shisly21</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:34pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:42am<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 3:35am

Justine94_x's FML badges

Facebook

Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

See all of Justine94_x's badges

Justine94_x's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35892) - you deserved it (2720)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

#19069104
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5836) - you deserved it (36783)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
536 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (55840)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44410) - you deserved it (4535)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29364) - you deserved it (2776)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

#18713079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11600) - you deserved it (31527)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34162) - you deserved it (5297)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15365) - you deserved it (27817)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54694) - you deserved it (11298)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

#18614231
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29648) - you deserved it (2734)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

#18612285
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30434) - you deserved it (2516)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

#18604441
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25073) - you deserved it (4441)

On 12/25/2011 at 2:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
278 comments

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (4937)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42655) - you deserved it (4257)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: