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Justine94_x's favorite FMLs
by displeased / 04/05/2012 at 2:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by BadIdea / 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm / France / Intimacy
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
by kal / 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by JeffeeBojangles / 02/28/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by KMO / 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
by eldar90 / 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML
by fmlsomuch / 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm / Japan / Miscellaneous
by ZeroApostle4Ever / 02/23/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by michael / 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by tictacnose / 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
- Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the… Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw… Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass…