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Justine94_x

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Justine94_x

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7252
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Justine94_x : Hi.
I like tattoos and anime. And pizza.

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Justine94_x's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

#19164325
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10528) - you deserved it (24807)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28464) - you deserved it (2193)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

#19161830
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27620) - you deserved it (3087)

On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27692) - you deserved it (6237)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37543) - you deserved it (2850)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

#19069104
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6475) - you deserved it (38960)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
536 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32397) - you deserved it (56384)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44515) - you deserved it (4547)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31919) - you deserved it (3008)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

#18713079
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12719) - you deserved it (33571)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37082) - you deserved it (5652)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16971) - you deserved it (29828)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55840) - you deserved it (11604)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

#18614231
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (2736)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

#18612285
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30525) - you deserved it (2523)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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