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Justine94_x

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9687
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Justine94_x : Hi.
I like pizza and anime. And cats.

Justine94_x's page activity

Visits<b>whatahatuis</b> - the 10/23/2016 at 10:05pm<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 5:34pm<b>rhyspiecesno8</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 1:54pm<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 5:46pm<b>Marielle123</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 4:25pm<b>Magnoxidans</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 6:38pm<b>221bcompanion</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 10:21pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 3:24pm<b>mbolton</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:27pm<b>Viceofdeath</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 12:32pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 4:18pm<b>max219</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 11:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 6:44am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 12:58pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:47am<b>theoutlaw13</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 12:40pm<b>felipe2342</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 2:15am<b>toasterspoon</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:59pm

Fucked!<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 11:34pm<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 11:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 11:44am<b>moron011</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:19pm<b>thall46</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 4:24am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 3:34am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:08pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:48am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:53am<b>shisly21</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:34pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:42am<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 3:35am

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Justine94_x's favorite FMLs

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

by neverakid / 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm / United States / Kids

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

by Tanner / 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

by displeased / 04/05/2012 at 2:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML

by BadIdea / 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm / France / Intimacy

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

by kal / 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

by JeffeeBojangles / 02/28/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

by KMO / 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

by eldar90 / 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm / Israel / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

by fmlsomuch / 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm / Japan / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

by ZeroApostle4Ever / 02/23/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

by michael / 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love