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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3412
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27804) - you deserved it (2171)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

#19164325
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10392) - you deserved it (24590)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25866) - you deserved it (1985)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

#19161830
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24939) - you deserved it (2835)

On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24925) - you deserved it (5860)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34539) - you deserved it (2624)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

#19069104
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5578) - you deserved it (35844)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30063) - you deserved it (53444)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML

#18774558
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31740) - you deserved it (3557)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42970) - you deserved it (4398)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29109) - you deserved it (2759)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

#18713079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11501) - you deserved it (31328)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33902) - you deserved it (5272)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15231) - you deserved it (27632)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52271) - you deserved it (10698)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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