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Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said "nah, it's just a generic face". FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm / United States / Love
by Rochelle / 07/25/2012 at 2:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 1:44am / United States / Health
by abbielane / 06/25/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Addison / 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
by ugh / 06/08/2012 at 12:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by nanall / 06/04/2012 at 3:19am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/24/2012 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Work
by 23yearoldtoddler / 05/18/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Kids
Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
by hottygirl905 / 04/24/2012 at 7:50am / United States (Florida) / Health
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
by lifeonfire12 / 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML
by neverakid / 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm / United States / Kids
- Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her "if I want to have sex I'm going… Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake… Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…