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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36473) - you deserved it (3011)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16748) - you deserved it (30126)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28982) - you deserved it (18126)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

#19182988
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9853) - you deserved it (31926)

On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (2174)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

#19164325
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10421) - you deserved it (24649)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25936) - you deserved it (1990)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

#19161830
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25022) - you deserved it (2842)

On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25027) - you deserved it (5868)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35731) - you deserved it (2711)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

#19069104
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5805) - you deserved it (36607)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
532 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30127) - you deserved it (53543)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML

#18774558
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31834) - you deserved it (3564)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44227) - you deserved it (4524)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29203) - you deserved it (2769)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)



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