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Justine94_x

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Justine94_x

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7830
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Justine94_x : Hi.
I like pizza and anime.

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Justine94_x's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

#3171595
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20104) - you deserved it (109200)

On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by steven (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML

#2935549
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43533) - you deserved it (29740)

On 06/16/2009 at 7:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40505) - you deserved it (277842)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was scolding my 8 year old son because he was getting bad grades in school. I told him that he should get straight A's like his friend Ceejay. He told me that comparing him to Ceejay was unfair and when I asked why he said, "Because his dad is actually smart." FML

#2134167
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18929) - you deserved it (64155)

On 05/21/2009 at 12:35am - kids - by tomandjerry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

#2005903
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31244) - you deserved it (90386)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

#1972272
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63463) - you deserved it (24866)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

#1925712
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56691) - you deserved it (15607)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML

#1652768
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16921) - you deserved it (98242)

On 05/05/2009 at 1:43am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

#1259883
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38973) - you deserved it (28382)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

#1259883
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38973) - you deserved it (28382)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere I say "you're my favorite!". Now I'm sitting here talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

#1176288
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18388) - you deserved it (127413)

On 04/20/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Damnlife123 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

#927361
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104132) - you deserved it (5115)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

#880464
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46839) - you deserved it (38280)

On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

#818670
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105852) - you deserved it (35766)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)



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