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Justine94_x

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6336
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Justine94_x's favorite FMLs

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30589) - you deserved it (4167)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19219) - you deserved it (29654)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31035) - you deserved it (7277)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17906) - you deserved it (75247)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17906) - you deserved it (75247)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51535) - you deserved it (5457)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59746) - you deserved it (5880)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33616) - you deserved it (45268)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38509) - you deserved it (32110)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38509) - you deserved it (32110)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML

#15381782
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19819) - you deserved it (63278)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

#15370334
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42604) - you deserved it (9597)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

#15281927
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15230) - you deserved it (30724)

On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

#15274441
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13540) - you deserved it (25059)

On 03/11/2011 at 11:05am - work - by scaredofbozo -

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

#15205906
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25285) - you deserved it (8395)

On 03/05/2011 at 10:46am - work - by deliveryboy - China (Shanghai)



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