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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45447) - you deserved it (4603)
On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45447) - you deserved it (4603)
On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 12:44pm - money - by jk2010 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by notaprossie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)
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