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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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61 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by bugnose (woman) -

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8830) - you deserved it (55415)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

#15975496
120 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 7:36am - work - by Kebabjoon (man) - Spain

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21097) - you deserved it (46651)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

#15896515
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30543) - you deserved it (9829)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
122 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30453) - you deserved it (4158)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30054) - you deserved it (7141)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
186 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
186 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
588 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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281 comments

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