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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44319) - you deserved it (3132)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22700) - you deserved it (58941)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

#16326196
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35754) - you deserved it (7570)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (10491)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

#16201073
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30841) - you deserved it (8337)

On 05/16/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by bugnose (woman) -

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8873) - you deserved it (55522)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

#15975496
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23732) - you deserved it (4366)

On 04/29/2011 at 7:36am - work - by Kebabjoon (man) - Spain

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45040) - you deserved it (4818)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28338) - you deserved it (3810)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22067) - you deserved it (48182)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

#15896515
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30612) - you deserved it (9850)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30577) - you deserved it (4166)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30577) - you deserved it (4166)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19206) - you deserved it (29649)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -



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