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About JustMeMyselfI : yea ima crazy mudda fudda, some say a freq... they all look in amaze when i speak.

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Today, I was helping mah friend create an online dating profile. When she got her serech results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, an ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already marrid. To me. big fat FML

#11983627
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101031) - you deserved it (5853)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

YESTERDAY, I WAS PRACTISING THE VIOLIN IN MY APARTMENT. A MAN KNOCKD ON THE DOOR AND INTRODUCD HIMSELF WITH A SMILE, SAYING HE WANTD TO KNOW MY "SCHEDULE." I REPLID, "I'M PRETTY BUSY BUT MAYBE WE COULD GET A DRINK SOMETIME." TOHICH HE REPLID, "NO, I JUST WANT TO KNOWHEN YOU'LL STOP." FML

#11960471
114 comments

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On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

YESTERDAY, I WAS PRACTISING THE VIOLIN IN MY APARTMENT. A MAN KNOCKD ON THE DOOR AND INTRODUCD HIMSELF WITH A SMILE, SAYING HE WANTD TO KNOW MY "SCHEDULE." I REPLID, "I'M PRETTY BUSY BUT MAYBE WE COULD GET A DRINK SOMETIME." TOHICH HE REPLID, "NO, I JUST WANT TO KNOWHEN YOU'LL STOP." FML

#11960471
114 comments

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On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

TODAY, MY 23-YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND IS TALKING TO ME CUZ I BOUGHT THE REGULAR KIND OF MACARONI AND CHEESE INSTEAD OF THE CARTOON KIND. FML

#11923673
283 comments

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On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, Ma Girlfriand Told Ma Tat Wa Sould Taka A Braak From Our Ralationsip, Cuz It'd Ba Bast For Ta Bot Of Us. Latar, I Found Out Tat Sa Raally Maant It'd Ba Bast For Ar And Ar Naw Boyfriand. FML

#11866175
138 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Depressed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend hackd my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss calld me into his office, and told me he lovd me too... FML

#11858705
148 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

today I was listening to a client's heretbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of mah hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with mah fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't mah hair, it was hers... and it was still attached.

#8900483
77 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 7:44pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I was perusing mah mom's Facebook. I noticd she has an album of picture fir each member of the family , except me. The dog has an album. FML

#8790024
52 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Taday I found out tat boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow . Or it's going in yur eye.' Today I also found out tat boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously . fat FML

#8439216
178 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today... while on a date with my boyfriend... he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom an "that's inappropriate 4 girls." FML

#8294637
309 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, I read mom's Facebook status . It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas tis week!" My dad, along wit 12 oters, liked it . I didn't even know se was going to Vegas . FML

#8129133
84 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 12:09pm - kids - by kbeavv - United States (Maryland)

TODAY... MY BEST FRIEND BECAME MY EX-BEST FRIEND. I AVE FINALLY GOTTEN OVER TE GUY SE STOLE FROM ME A YEAR AGO AN AVE DEVELOPED A CRUS ON ANOTER GUY. MY BEST FRIEND CALLED ME TODAY TO TELL ME TAT SE BROKE UP WIT TE FRST GUY AN IS NOW GOING OUT WIT MY CURRENT CRUS. FML

#7641681
214 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by Cheater_Cheater_Pumpkin_Eater - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgustd, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name an I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy . FML

#7514785
103 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Brit (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

#7505237
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33678) - you deserved it (5013)

On 01/22/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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