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JustJumped

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JustJumped

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29451) - you deserved it (3098)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to have some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5381) - you deserved it (33856)

On 08/05/2012 at 4:21pm - misc - by icybrent94 (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)



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