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JustJacquie
  • Town/Country : Seoul, South Korea
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 91
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JustJacquie : Hello there.
My name is Jacquie.
I like birds and cake.

Single and ready to mingle.
Oh god I'm sorry.

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Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29778) - you deserved it (38473)

On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

Today, a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted, "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32043) - you deserved it (3447)

On 01/14/2013 at 9:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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