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JustDoctor
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 February 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27451) - you deserved it (9170)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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