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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1986 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2027
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (228785) - you deserved it (80529)

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