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Julien
  • Town/Country : Marseille, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1487
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Julien : Isn't it the funniest site ever? :)

Want to contact me? julien@fmylife.com

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363029) - you deserved it (401371)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (141718) - you deserved it (53039)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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