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JuliannVo
  • Town/Country : Uh oh, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About JuliannVo : Juliann is my name :) Skype: grapelotion & MSN: crushdanimals@hotmail.com

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Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

#20070573
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18611) - you deserved it (1693)

On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

#17446772
193 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (64890)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

#17099687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21310) - you deserved it (4779)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm - love - by skidoosh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

#17074244
125 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version



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