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JuliaM1000
  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 November 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 1894
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About JuliaM1000 : Hmmmm..... Yea....

I post quit a bit of FMLs. That's because I have a lot of good ideas...............






I'm that kind of person that if I didn't know anyone in a room I'd stand in the corner, but if I had actual friends in the room people would be threatening that they would strangle me in my sleep....

I'm just F like that...

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Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML

#13841183 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (19061) - you deserved it (4659)

On 11/14/2010 at 1:54pm - love - by freedomofmusic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, it took me a full ten minutes to finish on the toilet. I was babysitting at the time, and it took the kids those ten minutes to destroy the kitchen and shave the cat. FML

#13840378 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (19060) - you deserved it (5260)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:18pm - kids - by nicki - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

#13837654 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (11349) - you deserved it (14960)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

#13836684 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (23179) - you deserved it (4807)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was my girlfriend's birthday. I planned it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watched a French comedy, walked by the river. She also got many presents. Tonight, I was exhausted but happy for her... until she told me her birthday is tomorrow. FML

#13830674 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (8114) - you deserved it (21779)

On 11/13/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by frenchboyfriend (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Today, I received a restraining order from a girl I have never met. FML

#13808592 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (26123) - you deserved it (2604)

On 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm - misc - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

#13803743 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (22036) - you deserved it (2968)

On 11/11/2010 at 4:40pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

#13797230 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (16695) - you deserved it (3165)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by iharethissomuxh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML

#13789800 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (2716)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:33pm - misc - by smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo - United States

Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

#13781812 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (6460) - you deserved it (15986)

On 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML

#13697546 (186)

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On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (22939) - you deserved it (7713)

On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

#13678660 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (6469) - you deserved it (25276)

On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML

#13634930 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (21468) - you deserved it (1839)

On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML

#13601804 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (15849) - you deserved it (4997)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm - health - by oaksac191 - United States (New York)