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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 960
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Jujube93 : ok first off I HATE these things I never know what to put. Ok First...well Second Im a GINGER!! that means I have NATURAL God given Red Hair ♥ I also LOVE my friends and Ive been in Chior for 7+ years now. Ive also been a JROTC cadet for 3 years! I am also pretty open-minded.Umm...what else. Im an AP/Honor student.No one cares about that...GAH! u see my problem?! I'm totally random and I'm not afraid to try anything once so DON'T underestimate me =] Oh yeah Im Josie & Im a Junior in High School & I like to have fun while I still can.maybe I SHOULDN'T have typed that oh well =P wow...Id be a really easy person to think like for a stream of consciousness project. Sorry AP English habit...but I always tell u what Im thinking if Ppl can't accept u for who u r and what you believe why fake it? They arent gonna b there when things get hard. I'm a good person to talk 2 I always listen 2 both sides. My friends & ppl I dont know com 2 me 4 advice. Message me!

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Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36526) - you deserved it (3488)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27893) - you deserved it (6879)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (219206) - you deserved it (27616)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
870 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58289) - you deserved it (618355)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (210852) - you deserved it (35089)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)



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