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Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)
Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -
Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending text, email, or calling, but placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by farmvillefail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by B-Man (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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