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JuiceyyJae

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JuiceyyJae

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 685
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JuiceyyJae : Just Jillian......no one special ;)

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JuiceyyJae's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32534) - you deserved it (5308)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML

#16690008
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32517) - you deserved it (3705)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43399) - you deserved it (14508)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55946) - you deserved it (3834)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11365) - you deserved it (113460)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

#16432419
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40259) - you deserved it (8075)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML

#15844364
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8937) - you deserved it (75857)

On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58697) - you deserved it (4406)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

#14789249
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36150) - you deserved it (4340)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

#14750549
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you deserved it (3948)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56429) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

#13835312
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24885) - you deserved it (2561)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending text, email, or calling, but placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML

#7222174
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26571) - you deserved it (3816)

On 01/08/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by farmvillefail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

#6710619
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23831) - you deserved it (9216)

On 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by B-Man (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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