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JuiceyyJae
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 November 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 883
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JuiceyyJae : Just Jillian.

JuiceyyJae's page activity

Visits<b>homiwan</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 4:06pm<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 12:45am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 3:20am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 2:53pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 4:53am<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:37pm<b>thomas5915</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 7:33pm<b>xKG33x</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 11:35pm<b>thetooslowsloth</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 11:12pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 2:05am<b>DaviSal00</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 3:12am<b>laynethefirst</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 5:33am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 8:44pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 8:19am<b>rwal0912</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 8:28am<b>TheRealReapz</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 6:16am<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 8:49pm<b>CrazyJoshP</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 3:43am

Fucked!<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 6:45am<b>homiwan</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 8:58pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 5:07am<b>CrazyJoshP</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 8:43am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 2:13pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 10:10am<b>TheDude992</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 11:42am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 10:51pm

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JuiceyyJae's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

by AGeeksWife / 09/12/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML

by owwwww / 07/19/2012 at 4:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, after weeks of intense studying with the intent of pulling my grades up, I saw that in fact, they've all gone down. FML

by Rae / 05/04/2012 at 5:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

by Sean / 03/03/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (Quebec) / Transportation

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

by wtf dad / 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

by mortifiedgrandchild / 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

by lebato97 / 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Work

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

by animallover / 06/26/2011 at 1:39am / United States (Indiana) / Animals

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

by ifmlftw / 06/22/2011 at 12:03am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

by micheal / 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Work