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Juicenub

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  • Town/Country : Beek, Netherlands
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2387
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Juicenub : Hello there, my name is Juicenub. I make shitty puns on FML and people upvote them for some reason.

I study Information Technology (that's something with computers) at a local college and like to do other fun stuff during my spare time, like reading FML.

Feel free to message me, but I might not respond because the mobile application tends to act silly.

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Juicenub's favorite FMLs

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

#20587443
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60921) - you deserved it (20311)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84089) - you deserved it (25929)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I aproached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7725) - you deserved it (32688)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14314) - you deserved it (43726)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML

#19152367
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18201) - you deserved it (1833)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:36am - misc - by Lovernotafighter (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

#18847720
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25823) - you deserved it (3358)

On 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by iliterallypoopedmyself (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40494) - you deserved it (6355)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68569) - you deserved it (6292)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28464) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML

#4379475
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17966) - you deserved it (76420)

On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

#3115220
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56182) - you deserved it (6623)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33776) - you deserved it (146831)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

#1930337
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (381593) - you deserved it (19753)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (449134) - you deserved it (64463)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (503777) - you deserved it (31101)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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