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Juicenub

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1131
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Juicenub : Welcome to my profile. I assume that you either liked or hated one of my comments, or that you want to know more about me, or both. Or I was stalking your profile, sorry about that.

Well, I'm an IT student in a local college and I'm addicted to music and enjoy watching series. If you ever need a self-proclaimed IT experts opinion, I'm your man. If you want to recommend me an artist or a tv show, be my guest.

Oh, and you can talk for no reason to me, too.

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Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

#21219985
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18185) - you deserved it (48020)

On 07/25/2014 at 2:05am - animals - by fuckendog (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother came over to check on my new kitten while I was at work. She took a video of the kitten playing on my bed and climbing on my nightstand. Right on top of my vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if she noticed or not but she's certainly been showing the video around. FML

#21182483
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43714) - you deserved it (13725)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by misoranomegami (woman) - United States

Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22194) - you deserved it (46090)

On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, while mowing, I found a baby bunny and took a picture of it. 20 minutes later, I accidentally ran over said bunny with the mower. FML

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

#21085559
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38292) - you deserved it (5794)

On 03/13/2014 at 7:59am - misc - by Crochocinco85 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

#21072961
73 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79957) - you deserved it (24550)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13129) - you deserved it (41276)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML

#19152367
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17401) - you deserved it (1773)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:36am - misc - by Lovernotafighter (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

#18847720
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25528) - you deserved it (3334)

On 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by iliterallypoopedmyself (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37783) - you deserved it (6076)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68047) - you deserved it (6256)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28127) - you deserved it (2505)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States



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